Saturday, September 24, 2011

FUCK YOU: Scratchy McScratcherson

To the dickhead scratcher that did this tattoo in Massachusetts. I know your name but won't publish it here for the fear that some idiot will get a tattoo from you and catch mrsa, hep or who knows ... herpes of the fucking sinus cavity and taint. Please, please, please, please, go fuck yourself.

FUCK YOU: Remake of Footloose.


This just ... doesn't need that much explanation does it? Why remake a movie that's not even 30-years-old?
And because it now connects Kevin Bacon to a 1,000 other fuckwits in 6-degrees of Kevin Bacon.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068242/


No seriously, fuck YOU!